How to Seduce Muscleheads

They are beautiful examples of the physical appearance we all aspire to; their lives are structured around push-ups, stretching, and fat-free foods.

Cooking is a waste of time with them; their palate is a compendium of vitamins, provitamins, etc., and substance trumps style.

Their inner struggle is with themselves; at times, it may seem as though they want to overcome their very nature. The question is whether this stems from rivalry or dissatisfaction; for them, every physical effort must be rewarded with “more muscle.”

The problem is that they assume it also leads to better health, which has not been proven at these levels.

It’s relatively easy to seduce them if you have a similar physique, since for them, appearance is what matters most—unlike their diet, which consists solely of organic meals.

If so, let’s start with the look: trendy sneakers, tight-fitting clothes, a tanned, glowing complexion, damp hair, a backpack—and let’s go.

Where can I find them?

First, let’s picture them in the summer at the beach and the surrounding areas, where they enjoy their sports hobbies and show off their figures.

In winter, the mountains and their sports will make it easy to find.

Another option if you want to flirt with him or get closer to him is the macrobiotic food section at big-box stores, although nightclub bouncers are also known for hitting the gym.

Obviously, these aren’t the kind of people who go unnoticed, so the challenge will be to capture their attention.

Tell him about the latest calorie-burning diet or the latest trend in sports……Come on! Anything is possible…

The cons:

The downsides of this character are his restrictive diets and, as a result, the hunger pangs they may cause you later on. Don’t hesitate to ask him for a “mouth-to-mouth” if you feel terribly dizzy.

It is also well known that some of the hormonal imbalances that affect them are caused by certain compounds they take as bodybuilding supplements, and this sometimes has an impact on their sex lives.

Your biceps feel like Play-Doh…

If, in addition to having a great physique and being in great shape at the gym, they have cultivated a solid intellectual and emotional foundation and an attitude toward life that is just as strong—or even stronger—than their physique, your maturity will be amazing, since it’s well known that the sex appeal of “hot older guys” who face the decline of their muscular prime with dignity really takes a toll on more than a few women in their twenties.

But if that weren’t the case, there are plenty of famous examples of great actors and athletes who went from one extreme to the other.

The brain isn’t a muscle, but exercising it is vital to experiencing life in all its dimensions—and our place in it—with a positive and free spirit.