How to Seduce a Neoclassical Woman

The neoclassical person is a sexual moralist; they are overly concerned with appearances and with what society considers appropriate and acceptable.

They are secretly oppressed by their own propriety and, deep down, long to break free from it.

If we like one of them, let’s not let their judgments or criticism discourage us, because it’s simply a clear sign that we’re on their mind and they’re fascinated by us. Once they open up and let go of that reserve, they’re flooded with feelings and energy to the point of overwhelming us.

They just want to be woken up by the right person.

The cons:

They tend to take pleasure in other people’s most scandalous situations, because these confirm that their prudishness is justified; they make terrible ex-lovers, and forewarned is forearmed.

The maturity of the whiny neoclassical:

The way to combat boredom is to have constant drama in their lives.

Complaining, pain, and arguing are their source of pleasure. When trying to seduce them, the worst thing we can do is offer them a moderately enjoyable life or be too accommodating, since they’ll find any excuse to argue or get rid of us.

Generally speaking, a romance with a whiny neoclassical girl tends to be very fleeting and is a way to bring a little tragedy into our lives.